Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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