i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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