none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
A+ Viking dick
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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