I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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