I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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