And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
All I want is dick and wine.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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