so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
