Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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