P.S. I can't hear my feet
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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