it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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