Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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