He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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