that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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