like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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