We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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