i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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