next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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