you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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