Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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