Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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