I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
