im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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