Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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