it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We are all done wearing pants today
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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