Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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