you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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