Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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