so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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