Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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