Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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