About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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