Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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