So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize