How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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