hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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