At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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