I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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