I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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