Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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