i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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