Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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