hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
The adults are the big ones right?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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