butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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