that's an acceptable place to lick
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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