is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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