it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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