even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
