Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Holy shit dude........stairs
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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