Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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