More tranny stories later!
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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