You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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