How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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