do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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