you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
