"it" just moved
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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