dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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