Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Watching her eat just hurts me
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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